Monday, March 9, 2009

Two Small Observations

Molecular- and microbiologists come in two flavors, with nothing in between. One washes its hands to make Lady Macbeth look like the short-order cook at Greesee's Hamburger Joint and Bacterial Emporium. There are things out there, after all. Scary things. And these people know them all by name, symptoms, and exactly how many minutes it takes them to kill an average sized adult bull elephant. The other, deciding that it will never get all the bugs off anyway, forgoes hygiene altogether. However, both types drink beer. Because hey, these folks tend to be on the smarter end of the bell curve!

Second small observation: eating sushi must be a whole different experience for a microbiologist!

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